To Cause Termporary Impotence

Your man will not be able to perform until you remove the cucumber and bury it under a full moon.

You'll need the following:

  • A Cucumber
  • Ziploc bag

 

 

To Cause Termporary Impotence

(Can't Get it Up Spell)

 

If you have been betrayed/cheated on by a man, find a cucumber that most closely resembles the size and shape of his penis. Carve his first and last name and his birth date into the cucumber, concentrating on him staying ''soft''. Place the cucumber into the freezer (I put it in a Ziploc bag first) and say:

 

You hurt me when you chose to stray

It was our love that you betrayed

Until you admit that you were wrong

your penis will stay soft, not strong

By the power of Three times Three,

As I will, So Mote it Be

 

As the cucumber freezes and softens in the freezer (which is why I put it in a Ziploc baggie, who wants to clean cucumber guts from inside their freezer?) your man will not be able to perform until you remove the cucumber and bury it under a full moon.

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